In The Red - dirkweezer

CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU FOUND THE HIDDEN PAGE you win absolutely nothing Complicated, uptight, suggestive.......And very,very Cool. How can one describe a man that so easily conjurs up such a bubbling caldren of emotions like Dirk Weezer. Born in the early 60's in the back of a VW microbus during a 9 month long acid binge, Dirks parents were surprised when the future musical superstar burst forth halfway through an encore at a Grateful Dead concert in Southern Mississippi. Dirks mother was dancing onstage that night and the reaction of the drug induced minions set the stage for the coming of a musical prodigy, the likes of which hasn't been seen since nor likely will ever be. Details are sketchy at best, but suffice it to say what Dirk decided he wanted, he got, gets and always will.

Dirk In spite photgraphic evidence, Dirk STILL denies having chest hair implants. CBGB's 1973 Dirk Weezer in all his Hot Blooded Glory With Johann Leakinsphincter Dirk w/ TrollSnot Circa 1978 Dirk w/ Luciano Pavarotti during the "Snotty As They Want To Be" Tour (1976) Dirk W/ then Amway UK Salesman Tony Blair (1976) Dirk w/ Margaret Thatcher backstage at Royal Albert Hall (1977) CBGB's on the first TROLLSNOT US tour (1973) TrollSnot @ Madison Square Garden 1979 We call this "Un Bridled Lust w/ Yellow Boa" The ILL-Timed TrollSnot Reunion show (9/11/2001) A legend in his own mind As Good As It Gets Dirk as he was to appear in "The Simpsons" for the ill-fated "help me move this couch in the back of my van" episode. It was never aired due to Network Censors, however the character "Disco Stu" was created from this original rendition. Litigation in the matter is still pending. Ticket Stub MSG Ticket Stub CBGB's Ticket Stub Royal Albert Hall

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